This is a video of unorthodox entertainer Michael Rayner (aka brokenjuggler, previously seen here) rolling a hamburger around a Japanese style parasol until it sheds its burger wrapper and eventually launches its pickles into the parking lot. What a showman! Just don’t tell my girlfriend, she’d fight you for wasting

This IHOP dog. What a Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity cutie! I don’t even care if he ignores the ‘Please take one’ sign on the bowl of dog treats I left by the door, he deserves them all and I’ll refill it with a smile. View this post on Instagram

This is a video of a playful orange cat performing an interpretive shadow dance on the bed in the sunshine. It reminds me of Peter Pan fighting his shadow. Man, Peter Pan — that kid had it right. Stay young, be imaginative, eat a booger every now and then, and

In what I originally just assumed was a late April Fool’s joke, this is a video from Werther’s Original hyping their Werther’s Original Pocket Denim, jeans with a total of 30 riveted pockets up the legs for carrying their hard caramel candy. There are only 200 pairs of the limited

This a video of an 11-year old who chose Hooters for his celebratory birthday dinner. For the finale, the waitresses sing him the restaurant’s version of the happy birthday song while he stands on a chair, wearing a face mask like a beak and flapping two menus like wings. Good

Because what good is spending thousands of dollars on a robotic dog if it’s not going to pay for itself (all my dogs cost nothing and feel like they should deservedly earn nothing), this is a video of one that’s had a leaf blower attached to help with some yard

One-upping your neighbors: it’s the reason exterior holiday decorations were invented in the first place. And to take home the coveted golden candy pail award this year is a projection mapped display from Seasoned Projections featuring the original Ghostbusters. Now that — that is next level. My decorations? My decorations

This is a video demonstration of Italian artist Amedeo Capelli’s ‘Macabra Orchestra’, a little wooden skeleton orchestra with movements powered by a hand-crank and delivered via a series of wires, hooks, and string. Would I pay to see a live performance? Absolutely. My girlfriend was just complaining I could use