This is ‘The Kiss 2’ (the first kiss must have left them wanting more!), a piece of performance art orchestrated by artist William Cobbing in which two giant clay-headed humans smooch while smearing each other’s faces, complete with ASMR sound. That’s…something. Something I found way too erotic to be watching

Because I stopped trying to understand the internet a long time ago (I just work here with my head down), this is a video of Buckets the Drummer going unnecessarily hard on 10 drum intros while wearing a horse mask and performing on a bucket in the bathtub, usually with

WARNING: Screaming, turn your volume down. In what I assume is a deleted scene from Ocean’s Eleven, this is a video of a squirrel hiding in the upper corner of a porch and immediately diving into the home as soon as the door is opened for a pizza delivery. That’s

Because what’s a more relatable fashion statement than food stains (just check out my shirt), this is a video of a model at the (Di)vision show at Copenhagen Fashion Week closing out the show by standing up and walking out of the ballroom to reveal her dress is actually the

This is a video of two useless machines having an intense switching battle. For those of you unfamiliar, a useless machine is a machine designed to unflip a switch when it’s flipped, and nothing else. In this case, two 8-switch useless machines connected to each other’s switches via rods constantly

Because everything is bigger people think differently in Texas, this is a video of a man cruising down the icy road in his airboat, clearly confident in his ability to stay in his lane. That’s impressive. Crazy, but impressive. Personally, I use snow days as an excuse to stay home,

This is some dashcam footage of a motorist in Pahrump (bu bu bum?), Nevada encountering a sandstorm on the road that drops visibility to the point where you wouldn’t even be able to see your own wiener standing at a urinal (let alone the guy’s standing next to you). Never

Because by any means necessary, this is a video from a Dutch soccer match in which Feyenoord goalkeeper Justin Bijlow races out of the box to make a tackle against Twente player Virgil Misidjan, sending the ball out of play. Then Virgil, releasing an opportunity for a quick score without