SMEAR MY CHEEKS.
Two Giant Clay Headed People Making Out

This is ‘The Kiss 2’ (the first kiss must have left them wanting more!), a piece of performance art orchestrated by artist William Cobbing in which two giant clay-headed humans smooch while smearing each other’s faces, complete with ASMR sound. That’s…something. Something I found way too erotic to be watching at work. But don’t take my word for it, watch for yourself and find out the hard way. “You’re talking about boners.” I’m rarely not.