This is a video of a turtle with a taste for *don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it* kitty, repeatedly harassing a sleeping cat and trying to nip its toes and tail. It even gets a mouthful of fur from its tail at one point. Cleary, these two

This is a video of a group of very talented youngsters performing an impressive synchronized basketball dribbling routine. It’s so impressive I almost thought it was CGI at first. For reference, when I was their age I could only dribble on myself. I also peed myself a lot too. Not

Whistle tips might go Woooo!, but this Florida Nissan 370Z’s massive exhaust itp goes, uh, whatever the sound it’s making in this video is. Not a very good sound, just so we’re clear. Still, it looks pretty cool if you pretend it’s a homemade rocket engine instead of the world’s

This is a worthwhile video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously) of Eminem’s ‘Lose Yourself’ mashed up and tuned to the high-pitched overworld theme of Super Mario Bros. It’s, uh, it’s pretty insane to listen to. Like your new townhouse neighbors making loud, monster love on the first night

Seen here practicing his moves against the Foot Clan, a pet tortoise engages in a ramming battle with a piece of black tape stuck to its owner’s shoe. And, the moment the tape is removed, the tortoise instantly returns to friendly mode. Crazy. You think that tape reminds him of

This is a vintage clip from the Stupid Human Tricks segment of Late Night With David Letterman circa 1994 of a woman that looks like a cross between Alyssa Milano and my friend Bevin who can spit her gum out and catch it back in her mouth like Kirby. How

This is a short video of a squid making an almost unbelievable color change when removed from the water, turning from a dark black to nearly transparent in the blink of an eye, then turning back to black just as quickly when its returned to the water. Mother Nature, am

Because reverse can be tricky for some people, this is a video of some numbnut in an old Isuzu Rodeo backing up hard into a parked Nissan Xterra, and if this had happened when I was in high school every dude would be wincing right now at their dream car