Well that went poorly.
Guy Gets Car Stuck In Crack Of Opening Bridge

Seen in the screencap above presumably already on the phone with Farmers, this is a video of the Ocean Avenue Bridge in Palm Beach County Florida opening while a man has stopped perfectly on the hinge. I assume the gate preventing traffic from traveling from the opposite direction had already come down, causing him to stop there, otherwise WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU STOP THERE? Still, it wouldn’t have killed him to pull up a little, since not pulling up nearly did.