This is a vintage clip from the Stupid Human Tricks segment of Late Night With David Letterman circa 1994 of a woman that looks like a cross between Alyssa Milano and my friend Bevin who can spit her gum out and catch it back in her mouth like Kirby. How does she do that? Because I just tried it like a hundred times and seven years from now I’m going to be pooping nothing but gum for a day. David’s face says it all: legitimate witchcraft.