This is a video from (I believe) Russia of an elderly man using a homemade motorized pulley system operated with a remote control to access his 3rd floor apartment via the unit’s balcony. That…does not look like it would be up to code around here. But hey, whatever works. Although

This is a video of Coconut the cat’s owner rating the random objects Coconut brings her on the sofa. You know, things like a green bean, a bag of Sour Patch Kids, a plastic knife, a hair tie, her favorite dinosaur toy, and legitimate garbage. That is precious. For reference,

Because teenage laziness knows no human bounds, this is a video captured by a mother who asked her 15-year old son to vacuum the car. Some more info while I admit I’m a little jealous I didn’t think of this when my girlfriend asked me to vacuum her car and

Ever wondered what Super Mario 64 would look like with random values added to every vertices? Well boy are you going to be able to sleep well tonight, because this a video of exactly that! I guess sometimes dreams really do come true. Especially the one about me waking up

The internet: let’s just stop beating around the bush — it’s a cesspool. But do I still swim in it? Of course I do, I mean I did bring my water wings. And floating around this cesspool, bobbing like a carefree turd is this video of the red light/green light

This is a video of an amateur daredevil flipping off of a curb and landing balanced on some sort of utility pole/box. While certainly impressive, I can’t help but feel that curb was just itching to crack his skull open or break his neck. Risky behavior! And you know how

Because stupidity knows no bounds, this is a video of a diesel truck owner blowing a cloud of black exhaust (aka rolling coal) into a youth-filled Whataburger in Texas during what appears to be some sort breast cancer awareness event or afterparty. Wow. When reached for comment about the incident,

Old dogs: maybe you really can teach them new tricks. Take this video of Scooby Doo spotted driving the gang’s Jeep Mystery Machine for instance. But can he parallel park? Also, can the driver see well out of that mask? I’m really hoping it was custom made and the whole