Because deception is everywhere, this is a video of professional magician Daniel Roy demonstrating ten different levels of sleight of hand card dealing tricks. They begin unbelievable, and end ultra-unbelievable, with Daniel able to deal any specific hand he wants to all players. Now that is some seriously smooth talent.

Seen here looking suspiciously like a topless scene from Crabs Gone Wild, this is a video of a bunch of red crabs on Christmas Island (named for being where Santa vacations in the off-season) dancing their eggs out into the tide during their annual migration (look for the dark stream

This is a video from I-90 East near Buffalo Grove, Illinois of a truck casually dragging a propane tank down the road like it’s bring your improvised explosive device to work day. Per the person filming: “I was on my way to a job interview around 3pm via i-90E. Suddenly,

This is a video from (I believe) Russia of an elderly man using a homemade motorized pulley system operated with a remote control to access his 3rd floor apartment via the unit’s balcony. That…does not look like it would be up to code around here. But hey, whatever works. Although

This is a video of Coconut the cat’s owner rating the random objects Coconut brings her on the sofa. You know, things like a green bean, a bag of Sour Patch Kids, a plastic knife, a hair tie, her favorite dinosaur toy, and legitimate garbage. That is precious. For reference,

Because teenage laziness knows no human bounds, this is a video captured by a mother who asked her 15-year old son to vacuum the car. Some more info while I admit I’m a little jealous I didn’t think of this when my girlfriend asked me to vacuum her car and

Ever wondered what Super Mario 64 would look like with random values added to every vertices? Well boy are you going to be able to sleep well tonight, because this a video of exactly that! I guess sometimes dreams really do come true. Especially the one about me waking up

The internet: let’s just stop beating around the bush — it’s a cesspool. But do I still swim in it? Of course I do, I mean I did bring my water wings. And floating around this cesspool, bobbing like a carefree turd is this video of the red light/green light