This is a video of a duo of wild deer trying to duke it like two t-rexes over munching rights to the backyard treat supply left out for them by ranch owner Gay McMillan of Lake Somerville, Texas. Per Gay while I make a lap around the office challenging coworkers

Because humanity is rapidly approaching its expiration date (use by, not best by), these are Wet Pants Denim, real jeans you can buy that make it look like you pissed yourself, but are actually dry to the touch (the illusion is created via dyeing, not to be confused with dying

This is a video of a tuxedo cat clearly having an existential crisis in front of the mirror. The minute-long video also has a twist ending. My existential crisis? My existential crisis did not have a twist ending. I was worried my life had no meaning, purpose, or value, and

Because Mother Nature’s freaky-deakiness knows no bounds, this is a short clip of a scorpion with a backful of newborns glowing under blacklight. Why do scorpions glow under blacklight? Scientists still aren’t sure — some speculate it helps them find each other or attract prey. Others believe that they glow

This is a rather unusual video of a woman walking past three horses posing as still as statues to another sleeping on the ground, which starts talking in its sleep after she whispers to it. It also does a little running in its sleep, like you’ve probably seen a dog

Because nature calls, this is a video of a grazing cow somewhere far more beautiful than where I live stopping by a nearby restaurant’s dining patio to casually pee a waterfall, presumably in an attempt to impress guests and solicit tips. “Absolutely disgusting!” I imagine a customer exclaiming before I

These are several videos of shoebill storks (obviously named because their bills look like shoes — ones you don’t want to put a foot in) bill-clattering and sounding like machine guns in the process. Man, those birds are nuts. Maybe not as crazy as my bird, but yes, I did

Because everybody needs a hobby and some of those hobbies really shouldn’t be broadcast but here we are anyways, this is a video simulation of CG animator and Youtuber atomic marvel dropping groups of 18, 36, and 72 humans into the main rotor of a military helicopter. Things certainly don’t