This is a video of a man who attached a small Hot Wheels car to the backup cam of his vehicle, and a tiny parking spot to the wall of his garage, so that when he backs the tiny car into its spot, his actual car is perfectly parked. Pretty

This is a video of a pipe laborer in New Orleans demonstrating how a high pressure pipe can be repaired while running using a clamping metal sleeve with its own pressure release fitting, which can be closed once the collar is secured in place. Honestly, every time I think about

This is a video of a rally car driver demonstrating the usefulness of tear-off visor covers while barreling through the mud and constantly getting covered in it, going through about five visors in ten seconds. Handy for someone who needs to be able to see to drive, sure, but I

This is a short video of a river of watermelons being floated from where they were grown to where they’re being transported. Apparently it’s important to keep watermelons cool after harvest for maximum deliciousness, so this clever farmer is killing two birds with one stone. At least until I found

Researchers at the University of Tokyo have found that adding robotic googly eyes that turn to gaze at pedestrians the car has identified help make them safer, by letting humans know the car has recognized them and (hopefully) won’t run them over. Plus the cars look way friendlier too —

This is a short video of an incredibly fast conveyor belt sorting machine doing its thing, its thing being sorting objects into specific cardboard boxes, presumably to still get sent to the wrong address or lost in the mail after all its hard work. Where are the sex toys I

This is a video of a dinner table for eight being set with the help of a large spinning glass platter in the center. Is this the most practical way to set a table? I guess that depends on how many plates you’re cool with me breaking spinning the platter

Because having to use your hands sucks (I’m dictating this), Youtuber The Q developed a hands-free umbrella hood made out of PVC. That’s cool, plus you look like an armadillo — and you know what I think about armadillos. “They’re like rolly pollies with tits.” Exactly.