Because who doesn’t want to make some fleshy bread sandwiches, these are the cleverly packaged low-carb buns spotted by cosplayer Manna Chu at WuPaoChun Bakery in Kaohsiung City, Taiwan. Sure, rock-hard abs are cool and all, but I prefer my bread like my own stomach: soft and rolly. Also, I know they say sex sells, but I’ve been performing a striptease in the living room window every night and we still don’t have any offers on the house.