This is a video of turtle owner Kenny James giving his turtle Sergio a little Hot Wheels car to sit on so he can zoom around the house at breakneck speeds. “Dammit, where was one of those little cars when I needed it?” I imagine Tortoise wondering after his race

In case you ever wondered where your lost baggage went, this is a video of a suitcase making a run (roll) for it away from an airport terminal. Maybe it’s trying to catch up to the plane that left it behind, Woody and Buzz Lightyear desperately steering the suitcase in

This is some home security cam footage of a man successfully stopping his boat after it decided to try to make a trip to the lake itself. Per the homeowner who captured the footage: “My neighbor decided to take his boat out today.” LOL. Still, it really is amazing what

This is a video of maker of things The Q constructing a hubless, chain-driven bicycle that cleverly turns the rear wheel via a chain that goes all the way around its geared outer rim. Pretty cool, but if a bike doesn’t have spokey dokeys, I’m not riding it. I’m also

Not to be outdone by this high-jumping unicyclist (although now that I think about it they may be the same person), this is a video of a man who tries so hard and believes in himself with such conviction that he’s able to launch himself to the top of a

This is a short video (complete with sick soundtrack) of the elite armed rollerblading police force being trained in Karachi, Pakistan to help combat street harassment and theft. Admittedly, rollerblades are fast. Also admittedly, they’re significantly not fast at all on anything that isn’t concrete or asphalt, which I imagine

In dare to dream news, this is a video of Youtuber The Q custom fabricating some giant saw blades to replace his bike’s wheels so he can ride on a frozen lake. His first design, which was just giant saw blades, actively cut down into the ice, so he welded

This is a video of freestyle rollerblade (inline skate) world champion Vasilisa Maslova doing her thing. In this case, a ‘toe back cristie full line,’ which in layman’s terms appears to be a backwards slalom performed on the toe wheel of one skate. I rolled my ankle just looking at