Now grind a rail!
Rollerblading In 1923

This is a colorized clip from France circa 1923 featuring some gentlemen participating in cycle-skating. Cycle-skates each had one giant wheel on the inside of the foot so you could roll around doing donuts to impress the ladies at the park. And you know how I feel about impressing the ladies! It’s difficult. If only I was smart or funny or muscular. “Oh, honey.” Yes dear? “You aren’t wrong.” This new AI girlfriend technology sucks!

Thanks to my dad, who agrees technology is cyclical, just like cycle-skate wheels.