In how to ruin a date news, this is some footage from an escape room in Germany where a guy sacrifices his girlfriend to a ghoul in order to save himself. How noble of him. He does realize escape rooms don’t hire real ghouls, right? Like that was just a

This is a video from the Southwest Regional Little League Championship in Oklahoma where Texas East pitcher Kaiden “Bubs” Shelton accidentally hits Oklahoma batter Isaiah “Zay” Jarvi in the head with a wild pitch. Zay proceeds to first base when he spots Bubs, clearly shaken up and on the verge

This is a video of a group of beachgoers battling strong winds while a man tries his damndest to hold on to a paddleboard. Unfortunately for him, his damndest isn’t good enough, and the wind rips the board from his hands and blows it away, presumably to Oz, where it

Seen here doing its best Solid Snake impression from Metal Gear Solid, this is a video of a puppy running around in circles after overturning its toy bin on itself. At first I thought it was just a really shitty Roomba. It’s not though, it’s a dog under a toy

In who would have thought news, this is a video of a guy standing on a powerful flying drone, attempting to shoot a basketball and missing horribly, then the ball bounces back, hits one of the rotors, and sends him crashing back down to earth. Honestly, this could have ended

This is a video of a couple running in a giant hamster wheel when the guy can’t keep up and falls, but the woman just keeps running, spinning him around and dropping him a couple times. Obviously, if he were my favorite sweatshirt, he would definitely be coming out of

In an incident that I’m sure happens many times a day, this is some home security cam footage of a man attempting to pull his Subaru (of course it’s a Subaru) into the garage with a bike on top of it. Unsurprisingly, it doesn’t fit, and he wrecks the shit

This is a short video of an extreme sporter demonstrating the new rail sliding shoes he developed (by zip-tying a cut Starbucks cup to the bottom of his sneakers — I wonder if the barista spelled his name right) and eating a Venti sized pile of shit in the process.