Presumably orchestrated by the illuminati to prevent the reveal of his free energy equation, this is a video of a German physics professor lecturing when a massive motor-operated chalkboard tries to drop on him. Yikes. In his own words: “Fortunately I went to the toilet before class, otherwise I might

This is a video of a bull elephant charging a jeep in Kabini, India while the driver reverses away from it with the skill of a surgeon. At least until he backs into a tree at the end, but thankfully by then the elephant has abandoned its pursuit. Still, that

This is a video from a fair in Mohali, India where a ride malfunctioned and dropped riders almost 50-feet to the ground below, injuring 16. Thankfully, none of the injuries were serious, with only five requiring a trip to the hospital for x-rays. Me? Even if I wasn’t really injured

This is a cockpit POV video of a plane losing engine power at 600-feet and having to make a crash landing in a nearby cornfield. This is why I don’t like flying — engines fail, and things go wrong. I mean we’re not birds, flying is unnatural. If God intended

This is a video of a daredevil potentially thrilled about the prospect of getting to drink the rest of his meals threading the needle between two massive rock walls while leaping into the water below. I mean maybe this looked less sketchy from another angle, but I’ve got the distinct

Because it’s important to be able to differentiate a robot’s smile from a sneer, this is a video of Engineered Arts’ Ameca robot (previously) demonstrating its numerous facial expressions in a mirror. It’s relatively impressive I suppose, but the best facial expression in the whole video isn’t one of Ameca’s

This is a first person point of view video of a driver in a 1,250HP twin turbo Lamborghini Huracan hitting its top speed of 358km/h (222MPH) on the Autobahn. It’s terrifying to watch. At least for me it was, I don’t feel comfortable doing anything over 55MPH. I don’t care

This is a video of a daredevil leaping off a tall bridge into the water of the gorge below and doing a bit of airwalking on the way down. That’s fun. For him — that looks terrifying to me. I don’t care if my middle name is Hite, I’m scared