Because who can be bothered to turn around or use their mirrors to look for pedestrians or other vehicles, this is a video from a Walmart parking lot of two cars backing out of opposite parking spots simultaneously and rear-ending each other just like two people who need to go back to driving school to relearn the basics. You know, I wonder how many times a day this exact same thing happens. My guess is a lot. Just look at those two butt-to-butt — that’s how my girlfriend and I like to sleep at night too. We’ve found it works best for us because she kicks in her sleep. And, I have a sneaking suspicion, a lot of times when she’s only pretending to be asleep.