This is a video from Valencia, Spain of a front end loader with an orange harvesting attachment spreading its cape around an orange tree planted on the sidewalk and shaking and catching the fruit as it falls. Well, some of it at least. Apparently these particular orange trees produce fruit that is particularly bitter and sour and not meant for human consumption (not to be confused with the sweet Valencia orange named after the city), so they’re only planted decoratively. Now — are you thinking what I’m thinking? “Does it involve these oranges?” It does. “And offering to bring the orange slices to your nephew’s next soccer game?” I believe in teaching life lessons. “This one being…?” Never judge an orange by its color.