This is a video of what appear to be two Suzuki Sidekicks performing some sort of daring seesaw balancing act, with the white Sidekick repeatedly almost ramming the other, then immediately almost speeding off the saw in reverse. I was so nervous I had to watch the video with my hands over my eyes peeking through a crack like I just got home from work early and wasn’t sure if my roommate would be there with his girlfriend making out with the couch. “Wait — with, or ON?” I meant what I said.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees everybody should run away and join a traveling circus at least once in their life.