SCIENCE
Will A Sparkler Burn All The Way Through A Raw Egg?

Note: Volume ON, commentary is value-add (“Holy balls on a butt, and a fart, and a hol-y good snot.”)

This is a video from Youtuber thebachelorsfridge experimenting to see if a sparkler will burn all the way through a raw egg he’s poked it in, and sealed the entry and exit holes with wax. Honestly, I’m surprised thebachelorsfridge even had a raw egg, because my bachelorsfridge was always empty. So, will it burn all the way through? THE RESULTS MAY SURPRISE YOU. Unless you saw the screecaps above and realized, yes, it does, which you probably did. I really need to work on my big reveal.

Thanks, again to JustA, who, for another three tips in a day, has earned her millionth gold star sticker AND A SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR PIZZA PARTY FOR HER WHOLE CLASS.