Because dream it and you can achieve it, this is a video of a woman demonstrating her incredible balance by walking up stairs in high heels, balancing on the tops of mini champagne bottles. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume she didn’t just drink all those bottles before attempting this. Also I love those shorts, I have a pair just like them I wear to walk the dogs. So yeah, obviously not the skill to practice when you’re trying to escape a burning building, but an impressive feat nonetheless. “I think you mean impressive feet.” Good one. For reference, I fell up the stairs trying to balance a cup of coffee on the closed lid of my laptop this morning, and when my girlfriend saw me scrubbing the stairs with a towel I told her one of the dogs must have peed.