This is a video of man who I assume is a cyberpunk circus performer demonstrating his very impressive diabolo routine, which involves juggling the batons the string is attached to while the axle spins on it. That looks like some grade-A sorcery right there. Now I don’t know the first

In please join my circus news, this is a video of an acrobat performing a series of consecutive backflips on the feet of another man, finishing the trick by standing on the other’s feet. Most impressive, especially considering how effortless they make the whole feat of feet look. You know,

Because my circus is always looking for a new act, this is an unsolicited video audition of a man hanging from some aerial straps picking up a woman spinning five hula hoops WITH HIS MOUTH. For reference, my grandma’s teeth would have come out well before that woman was off

Demonstrating a new take on an old classic, this is a short video of my latest circus hire juggling three balls behind his back. Impressive. I particularly liked how he also incorporated his feet into the routine, making it a FULL BODY WORKOUT. Me? I tried learning how to juggle

This is a video of an elf (the shoes are a dead giveaway) balancing on an extra-tall unicycle while spinning two balls on his face and head and juggling three batons. Impressive. You know, I think I witnessed the same feat at the circus when I was a kid. Also:

Step right up, folks, and for only a quarter you can watch this circus performer’s impressive umbrella juggling routine! I’m joking, it’s a free Youtube video. Would I pay to watch this at a circus in real life? Only if I’m allowed to throw my peanut shells on the ground,

Because dream it and you can achieve it, this is a video of a woman demonstrating her incredible balance by walking up stairs in high heels, balancing on the tops of mini champagne bottles. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume she didn’t just drink all those

Because there just so happens to be room in my traveling circus for one more act, this is a video of a man demonstrating his ball balancing skills while simultaneously balancing on a ladder. Obviously, he’s just what my circus needs. And I’m not just saying that because I accidentally