Jesus take the wheel.
WTF?: Humanoid Thomas The Tank Engine Toys Get Freaky

These are a few videos from Instagram user plarailman, who has a very eccentric hobby. That hobby being adding legs and moving arms to Thomas The Tank Engine toys and having them interact and rub on each other. Is it erotic? I suppose that depends on how you feel about humanoid Thomas The Tank Engine toys getting freaky. I’m kidding, of course it is. I probably shouldn’t even be watching this at work but I can’t stop.