Because soon everything that shouldn’t be done, will be, this is a video of a manicure crafted by Tayler of Tayler-Made Nails featuring a different facial feature attached to each nail, so they make a complete face when the hand is closed. Those eyebrows look unruly. Could you imagine if

These are a few videos from Instagram user plarailman, who has a very eccentric hobby. That hobby being adding legs and moving arms to Thomas The Tank Engine toys and having them interact and rub on each other. Is it erotic? I suppose that depends on how you feel about

Because what’s a more relatable fashion statement than food stains (just check out my shirt), this is a video of a model at the (Di)vision show at Copenhagen Fashion Week closing out the show by standing up and walking out of the ballroom to reveal her dress is actually the

This is some footage from the 2017 Iowa State Fair’s husband calling contest, in which wives compete by calling their husbands. Not on the phone, mind you — by yelling. The winner takes home a ribbon, five bucks, but, most importantly, bragging rights, which are invaluable. I may not have

In ‘honey, have you seen the cat?’ news, this is a short promo video for the Laundry Jet, a system that sucks harder than most of my so-called friends to pull dirty clothes from a port in your bedroom to the laundry room. The ports are not for use with

You know what your underwear drawer has been missing? A nudie magazine tucked away at the bottom. Also: a pair of inflatable beach ball underwear. Thankfully, Etsy seller CandyCoatedSqueaks has you covered with these made-to-order Inflatable PVC Plastic Beach Ball Underwear/Shorts. The beach ballers, presumably made to satisfy some sort

Because I’m covering all the hard-hitting news today (and every day — the Pulitzer prize committee should just hire me to give prizes to myself), this is a video of a dog head that turns into a cat. Crazy — one second it’s a dog’s head, and the next it’s

Because this is the internet and the internet never fails to shock/amaze/disgust/confuse, this is a video of a head in the sand at night warning a person with a flashlight that they’re going to wake the others, and the others being woken. I just watched it at least ten times