This is a video of an enterprising Yankees fan at a recent game against the Mets coring his hot dog with a straw, then using the hot dog as a straw to drink his beer. How about that! Admittedly, hot dogs and beer are a match made in heaven, and I’m already far from a stranger to sucking the filling out of a cold Oscar Meyer cheese dog straight from the fridge’s crisper drawer.

Life sentence. No parole.

(via NewYorkNico / IG) pic.twitter.com/Y24wnYmdbc

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Thanks to Ashley, who agrees we’re witnessing the pinnacle of a $28 dining experience right here.