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You Chose A Bad Day To Nature: Mountain Lion Stalks Man For Six Minutes During Hike

This is a cell phone video from Utah man and Youtuber KunKyle z of a six minute encounter he had with a mountain lion (cougar) after stumbling across some of her cubs on a trail and her deciding the offense may be punishable by death, or at least a good pant-shitting. Just like a hungry bear at a campground, that looks intense. Get it — in tents. I’m a real moron. That said, I get chased by cougars all the time. “Like attractive older women at the grocery store?” What? No — like the one in this video. The doctor said it’s probably because my sweat smells like cat urine.