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You Did It Wrong: Two Large Cargo Ships Ram Each Other In Canal

This is a video from a canal in Canada of two large ships ramming each other in what has got to be the most exciting game of chicken I’ve seen all morning. Honestly, I expected to hear way more screaming from aboard the ships. Of course I also expected two ships to not ram each other in the first place, so there’s that. You know I’m really starting to question just how hard it is to become a ship captain these days. Like if I’ve seen all five Pirates of the Caribbean movies am I good?