This is a video of a group of adventurers who are neither claustrophobic nor afraid of the dark pushing a large rock over the side of a 600-foot pit in a cave to hear the sound it makes. And what a sound it does make! I thought for sure they’d awoken a Balrog. And maybe they did, rumor in the Shire is nobody’s heard from them since.

This is a short video of a woman performing a Sama dance and twirling in a dress with an extended hem made of fire. That is awesome. I don’t really have any details about how the fire dress was actually made, and the intrigue makes it even cooler. Is there magic involved? Maybe! Fire and magic go hand in hand like a young couple through a haunted house at Halloween.

A girl performing Sama (a type of Persian dance)
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Cats: they’re going to cat. And in the case of ginger bros Thelo and Leo, that means knocking over their caretakers’ water glasses every chance they get. And they’re good at it too. Remember: a job worth doing, is worth doing well. Obviously, I just haven’t found a job worth doing yet. Anybody hiring?

Because the internet, just like the hands of time, never stops turning, this is a video edited by Nebulous Bee reimagining The Mandalorian as The Mandalorians, with an opener in the style of the 1980’s A-Team. Funny, I probably saw every episode of the A-Team growing up, but I can’t recall a single episode. Or the majority of what happened earlier this week. My mind — my mind is the Z-Team. It’s the team you call in when you purposefully want $hit to go sideways and fail miserably.

This is a video of a man attempting a feat of strength and dexterity by performing some sort of handstand on the handle of a shopping cart in the middle of a Walmart. It looks like it’s going to be pretty amazing until it doesn’t. Hey — it happens. If I had a dollar for every time I told somebody to film me doing something that started off well but quickly took a turn to me badly injuring myself, maybe I wouldn’t have all these collection agencies calling about unpaid medical bills.

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Thanks again to JustA, who agrees you don’t know until you try.

I know I said unexpectedly in the title, but I saw that coming from a mile away. Also: a man in steel tube coffin tumbling down a mountain. Don’t worry though, apparently the man sustained a few injuries but is fine, and hopefully learned his lesson. One about not riding amusement rides that were built by the first week students of a vocational welding school.

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Thanks to JustA, who agrees we all take chances every day.