Bazooka Joe, is that you? No — it’s Bavino Vinny! Available on Amazon and designed to hold a regular size 750ml wine bottle, this green army man is the perfect kitchen accent to let guests know it’s time to get blasted! God, I can still remember the first time I drank two bottles of wine by myself. Mostly because of the tattoo.

To celebrate Carol Burnett’s 90th birthday yesterday (the big 9-0!), here’s a best-of compilation of the show’s actors breaking character with laughter. It’s a good time. Remember the Carol Burnett show? I sure do. Of course I also remember the Renaissance like it was just earlier this year. Now I know what you’re thinking: Really? Not the whole undead warlock bit again. But unfortunately for me, it’s not a bit, it’s who I am. Just ask my girlfriend. “He does complain about his bones hurting a lot.” They’re almost a thousand years old!

This is a video of who I assume is a highly sought after circus performer bouncing a ball up a series of platforms and into a goal using only their feet. That is impressive. I was about to attempt the same thing myself before I realized if I got down on the ground like that I may never be able to get back up. Plus I don’t have that ball-bouncing apparatus. But it was mostly the fear of dying on the living room floor that really got me.

@jugglinjosh Why am I bouncing my phone? #circus #trickshot ♬ Giddy Up Let's Ride – Kinsu

Note: Lower your volume, jet taking off.

Captured on the last day of the Boeing Seafair Air Show, this is a video of an F-35 Lightning II taking off from the Boeing Field runway. Such power — I wish I could have been there. I wish I could have felt that, in my loins. Then raced home to make love and produce a child that’s half fighter jet.

This is a video produced by WIRED of DJ Shorkut discussing and demonstrating fifteen different levels of turntablism of increasing difficulty, explaining how to perform each one as he goes along. It was pretty interesting, and from what I could gather watching, all my friends who are DJs who I’ve had to go see perform are level one, MAYBE two.

This is a video of self proclaimed science enthusiast and race car driver Chris Rollins constructing and testing the world’s fastest garbage can, a 12HP trike in a green plastic bin that manages to hit a blistering 63MPH. Now, I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but that is entirely too fast to go in a garbage can. I’m thinking that Chris — Chris was the one that needs to hear this, but like a solid month ago.