Because Jeff Bezos demands it, this is a video of an Amazon delivery driver attempting to make a delivery during a police standoff at a residence in Raleigh, North Carolina. Normally you’d think somebody this high would try to avoid the police. Me? I would have thrown the package from the street and tried to get a picture of it mid-air before police shot it, but that’s just me and I’ve got STYLE. What I don’t have is a delivery job anymore.

This is a first person POV video of a trip riding shotgun with the conductor along the steep cogwheel train that summits Switzerland’s Mount Pilatus in the Alps. I’m pretty sure I rode that same train in God of War Ragnarök. It made me nervous then, and it still makes me nervous now. Now where’s the bar car, I’m going to need a drink if I’m going to deal with this. “You’re watching a video on your laptop.” It’s an immersive experience!

Edited together by Casper Langbak of CLS Videos, this is an emotive supercut of the closing shots from 120 different movies, artfully arranged and set to Kate Bush’s ‘Cloudbursting’. Well, I guess I don’t have to watch any of those 120 movies that I haven’t seen already. If you’re interested in all the movies used, you can find a list of them all in the order they appear HERE. How many of the 120 have you seen? I’ve only seen 27, but I’m not much of a movie buff. *flexing* As you can see, I’m not much of a fitness buff either.

This is a video of pro inline skater Ilia Savosin strapping wheeled office chair bases to his feet and hitting an indoor skate park to show off his skills. And what skills he has! I didn’t expect much, but he delivered so much more. Always a pleasant surprise, especially when it’s DoorDash. And if two office chairs go missing from my office this Friday, we don’t know each other.

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Proof that if you eat enough chips, anything is possible (I’ve been telling my mom for years!), this is a video of Eric and Tony G of Youtube channel EMCproductions constructing a marching band style drum set out of empty Pringles cans. The cans were all cut to different lengths to produce different tones, with balloons acting as the drum heads. There also appear to be a few Gatorade drink mix cans acting as cymbals. I love that granulated Gatorade. I don’t even mix it with water, just lick my finger and stick it in like Fun Dip. “Quick, hide the Gatorade mix!” I imagine my friends whisper-yelling when they see me show up on their doorbell cam.

Because if you really put your mind to it, you can try anything, this is a video of pro freeride mountain biker Sam Pilgrim attempting to ride a penny farthing bike on a downhill trail, then around a BMX track. He does a good job all things considered. All the things considered being that giant front wheel and tiny back wheel, just to be clear.