This is a video of lil hedgehog Uzura floating on her back in a ball during bath time. She even has a little rubber ducky friend! This might be the cutest thing I see all day, and that’s saying a lot, because I have three VERY CUTE dogs. Unfortunately, they’re out of the running for cutest thing I’ll see all day today because one of them pooped inside since it was raining out and nobody fessed up to it, even though I’m 99% certain those were Ellie turds.

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This is a video of a young Tiger Woods making a run for the 18th green at a Topgolf location while his mother chases after him, appropriately set to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s ‘Free Bird’. Thankfully for the couple, it appears all the golfers ceased their driving while the low-speed chase unfolded. That’s what I would have done too. I mean there’s no question. Okay, maybe just some pitching wedge action.

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This is a video of two useless machines having an intense switching battle. For those of you unfamiliar, a useless machine is a machine designed to unflip a switch when it’s flipped, and nothing else. In this case, two 8-switch useless machines connected to each other’s switches via rods constantly battle to turn their own switches off. How exciting! I was really hoping one would malfunction and catch fire, but if there’s one thing life has taught me, it’s never get your hopes up.

This is ‘Dreaming’, a stop motion video created by artist DariusTwin (previously: this amazing video) using a series of long-exposure light painting photographs with no editing afterwards. Just watching it I felt like I was dreaming! A pleasant dream too, not my usual nightmare of getting chased and all my teeth falling out then slipping on them like marbles. I hate that dream.

Keep going for the video, as well as their previous one in case you were too lazy to click the link in the article. I get it, I’ve got lazy fingers.

This is a 60-second documentary highlighting the life and oral skills of Dutch master whistler Geert Chatrou, who, in addition to reminding me of Walter from The Big Lebowski), has won the World Whistling Championship three times. The professional whistler (he’s makes a living whistling) now displays his skills during Cirque du Soleil shows, and says he’s never not whistling, all day long. That sounds a lot like my roommate, except farting. He’s actually stained the couch cushion where he always sits.

Keep going for the short doc, as well as Geert whistling ‘Sweet Georgia Brown.’

Because everything is bigger people think differently in Texas, this is a video of a man cruising down the icy road in his airboat, clearly confident in his ability to stay in his lane. That’s impressive. Crazy, but impressive. Personally, I use snow days as an excuse to stay home, not risk life and limb driving a boat with limited steering and braking capabilities and zero safety equipment just to pick up another 12-pack. Oh, who am I kidding, for another 12-pack you could strap me to the front of that deathtrap like one of those topless mermaid figureheads from old pirate ships.