Captured by wildlife photographer Steve Biro, this shot of Bruce the Bald Eagle flying over the water directly at the camera is almost too perfect to believe it’s real. Such symmetry! And they way his wingtips are just brushing the water’s surface…so majestic. I mean except for that derpy look on Bruce’s face. Dammit Bruce, you’re supposed to be a bird of prey, not a bird of pray for me.

You can see more shots of Bruce’s majestic flight over at Steve’s wildlife photography website HERE.

Because the internet knows what you need to see even before you do, this is a video of George Costanza’s girlfriend Janet, who already looks like Jerry, deepfaked to actually be Jerry. No word if George finds this version even more attractive than the original, but I think we all know the answer to that, and it does involve him trying to eat a pastrami sandwich out of the nightstand while doing the nasty.

This is a video of 8th grader Aidan Brown performing Korsakov’s ‘Flight Of The Bumblebee’ on saxophone, and absolutely killing it. Wicked sax skills, bro. For reference, the only sax skills I had in middle and high school were hacky sax skills. I could consistently keep it in the air maybe thee, four kicks in a row!

Thanks to my dad, who agrees this kid isn’t first chair saxophone, the chair system is rigged.

Inspired by Grand Davis’ previously posted linear LEGO domino machine, fellow LEGO builder JK Brickworks decided to finally finish the infinity loop LEGO domino track he’d put on the back burner, where all my own projects remain. The build consists of a ring of 64 dominos that fall, and as they fall a ramp train runs underneath the opposite side of the track, standing the dominos back up from below. To make sure things run smoothly, a Mindstorm EV3 monitors the speed of the falling dominos, and adjusts the speed of the train to match. What a marvel of engineering. Also: how I managed to reattach my rear bumper with only zip ties. But will it pass inspection? The two Lincolns in my pocket say hopefully.

This is a video of chocolatier Amaury Guichon (previously) attempting his most ambitious chocolate sculpture to date: a massive 8-foot, 550 pound velociraptor made entirely from chocolate (no armature or anything). Damn! Amaury says the whole process took about 10 days, and he’s very pleased with the result. I am also very pleased with the result, and if this wasn’t a commission from my girlfriend to give me on Valentine’s Day, she can forget about me donning my good underwear and performing a sexy dance at the end of the night.

This is a compilation video from Youtube channel Just Rolled In of cars brought into the mechanic with something wrong with them that makes them sound like they’re doing animal impressions. You know, I’ve found there’s usually something wrong with people who do a lot of animal impressions too. This is work, not a children’s television program, Derek.