I smell an exciting police chase coming!
Texas Man Spotted Driving Airboat Down Icy Road

Because everything is bigger people think differently in Texas, this is a video of a man cruising down the icy road in his airboat, clearly confident in his ability to stay in his lane. That’s impressive. Crazy, but impressive. Personally, I use snow days as an excuse to stay home, not risk life and limb driving a boat with limited steering and braking capabilities and zero safety equipment just to pick up another 12-pack. Oh, who am I kidding, for another 12-pack you could strap me to the front of that deathtrap like one of those topless mermaid figureheads from old pirate ships.