These are several videos of tinkerer Kyle Krueger demonstrating the $679 Imalent MS18 LEF flashlight, the world’s brightest LED flashlight. The 100,000 lumen light has a reach of 1,350-meters and is definitely not a toy, although I would certainly still treat it like one. In the videos, Kyle shines the light from the highest hotel room he could book, and it lights up the entire block below. Then he compares its brightness to a Tesla’s headlights. I mean if you could even call it a comparison, because the difference is night and day. That thing is BRIGHT. Me? I’m not so bright. My dad used to say I was so bright he calls me sun, but recently had to explain it’s a pun after he saw me including it on job resumes.

Keep going for the videos, in the last of which he uses it to light up a glow-in-the-dark AirPods case.

@kylekruegerr You can see the whole city😂 #flashlight #tech #gadget #florida ♬ original sound – Kyle Krueger

@kylekruegerr This actually SHOCKED me😭 #flashlight #tech #gadget #tesla ♬ original sound – Kyle Krueger

@kylekruegerr Replying to @princechicago burned my AirPods for this 😭 #flashlight #tech #gadget ♬ original sound – Kyle Krueger

This is a video of two Nebraskan sousaphone players at Bennington High School (which apparently had no problem lifting their mascot from the University Of Wisconsin) having a lightsaber duel, and providing the appropriate lightsaber sound effects with their instruments. That’s fun. Way funner than anything I did in high school that didn’t end in detention or suspension. I think it goes without saying, but these two are clearly going places. Presumably band camp followed by a Star Wars convention.

Because dream it and, with enough people willing to risk broken bones you can achieve it, this is a video of Spain’s Castellers de Vilafranca setting a human pyramid record with a tower nine people high. Granted the very top floor of the tower is really only a half story because it’s just a child wearing a crash helmet, but still, I have to admire the fact they let a kid climb up there in the first place, then fall when the tower collapses. That would never fly here.

Keep going for the video, the kid goes up around 1:20, and comes back down quickly at 1:40.

Even though rich people’s exotic cars are at the very bottom of my list of things to to worry about during natural disasters, these are several photos and videos from Naples, Florida of a $2.3-million McLaren P1 that, along with its garage neighbor Rolls-Royce Phantom, succumbed to storm surges caused by Hurricane Ian and was swept away in the flooding. There’s a video from inside the garage when the flooding started, as well as one of the supercar being towed off the broken toilet where it finally came to rest. Funny, whenever someone is looking for me I can often be found on top of a toilet as well. Usually with numb legs and a bad attitude.

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Note: Check your volume, wind. Also a little appropriate cursing.

This is a video of a man filming some pelicans (first trip to the beach, huh?) when a dolphin decides there isn’t enough shit in the water already and races towards him like a shark during a feeding frenzy. That must have been exhilarating. One second you’re lazily filming pelicans, and a split-second later you think you’re about to be chum. You know, there’s just nothing like a near-death experience to make you truly appreciate living, and my friends should really be thanking me for the pranks I pull on them instead of never answering my texts again.

This is a video of a college football security guard standing too close to the University Of Tennessee Volunteers cheerleading squad at a football game and refusing to get out of the way when, SURPRISE, he’s part of the act. Of course even prior to knowing this you could probably sense something was up considering everyone involved acts about as convincing as cartoon characters.

@beachgalloway When the blue shirt man won’t get out of the way #VOLS ♬ original sound – Beach Galloway