Because determining which end of your gender reveal hand cannon is up is far more difficult than raising a child, this is a video of a couple attempting to reveal their new baby’s gender and the mom-to-be blasting their existing daughter in the head with an explosion of pink powder. You’re having a girl! You’re also having a three-year old start therapy.

@gabriellempa #genderreveal #genderrevealfail #FritoLayRickRoll #StepandFlex #YerAWizard ♬ Oh No – Kreepa

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees that’s more like how you treat a middle-child, not your firstborn.

This is a vintage video from the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular at Disney’s Hollywood Studios at Walt Disney World in Florida of Indiana Jones tripping and getting crushed by the giant rolling boulder, which proceeds to bounce out of its track and onto the stage. I like all the screaming from the audience. Could you imagine if this had happened at the beginning of Raiders Of The Lost Ark? The movie would have been a whole lot shorter, that’s for sure, and I would have demanded my money back if I’d payed full price to see that 10 minutes in the theater.

@everythingdisney133

😨😨😨 Have you ever SEEN the Indiana Jones Stunt Show at Disney? 💬✨ ##disney ##disneytiktok ##disneyparks ##fail ##blooper ##stuntman ##stunt

♬ original sound – ✨🏰EVERYTHING DISNEY🏰✨

Thanks to my dad, who agrees it just isn’t a stunt spectacular if there isn’t an inherent risk of getting crushed by a giant boulder.

To remind myself of sunnier time during this cold, snowy day, this is a video of a sunburnt man mashing a boy’s head into his belly so it briefly leaves a surprisingly detailed imprint of the child’s face. And while the imprint may have disappeared after a few seconds, the feeling of that belly against his face will rent space in this kid’s head for the rest of his life.

@specere

Now This Is Art (via @unknown)

♬ original sound – Specere

Thanks to JustA, who agrees this is probably not how you win an Uncle Of The Year Award. Or maybe it is, I’ve never won one.

This is a video from outside the Little Millers ice cream shack in Wasilla, Alaska of a heavily modified truck with no bed. Without any further information you might guess it was customized just for the sake of creating an unusual truck, but it’s not. It’s actually a float truck for towing seaplanes in and out of the water, and has the bed and rest of the rear weight removed to allow it to maintain its equilibrium while doing its job. Clever! Of course you could just hire a wizard to lift those planes in and out of the water with magic instead of a modified truck, but fat chance ever getting me to move to Alaska.

Keep going for this video, as well as a much longer one of another truck customized in the same way actually doing its job instead of just making an ice cream run.

Height: it’s my middle name (well, Hite anyways). But despite it, I’m still terrified of them, so China’s ‘Flying Kiss’ attraction in the Wulong Baima mountains near Chongqing is probably not for me. But maybe it’s for you. FaceTime me from the top so I can live vicariously through your incredible bravery. The attraction costs ~$18 to ride and features two 52-meter tall (~170ft) statues, each holding a spinning carousel that rise to their full height from their loading platforms to overlook the 1km cliff they were built on. TRUE STORY: I rode the ferris wheel at Santa Monica Pier once and was so terrified I had to squat down on the floor so I couldn’t see how high we were. My girlfriend didn’t handle it much better, although in hindsight all my crying and rocking the gondola yelling “THIS IS HOW WE DIE!” probably got to her.

Keep going for a couple videos of the attraction, the first of which with Celine Dion’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ as the soundtrack.

In other sports bloopers, this is a video of Polish National Chess Champion Pawel Teclaf making a game-losing move during the World Blitz Chess Championship and instantly becoming so upset with himself he falls out of his chair. Who knew chess was such an action sport? For reference, I would have flipped the board and tackled my opponent instead, but that’s just me and I’m nothing if not a sore loser.