Because it’s almost lunch time, this is a timelapse video of mold growing on a cup of green Jell-O over the course of 25 days. Personally, I would have chosen a different flavor of Jell-O instead of lime to really highlight the contrast between the color of the gelatin and the mold, but what do I know? I’m just a man who would have eaten that Jell-O up to and including day 11 no questions asked, squished it in-between my teeth and everything.

Presumably to celebrate me watching the entirety of the first and second seasons again over the weekend, this is a video of Ahsoka Tano’s epic live action introduction in The Mandalorian edited with Heart’s 1977 hit “Barracuda”. What a badass. There are asses, and there are badasses, and Ahsoka is a badass. Me? I’m just an ass, or, as my girlfriend likes to put it, “Such an ass.”

This is a short video of a house fire reaching the home’s propane tank, and the resulting explosion. Per the backseat fireman filming the incident:

“F*ckin’ told them!”

Hey, nobody like a told-you-so’er. Particularly when they’re putting their lives at risk to extinguish the fire you probably started because you got distracted and forgot you were making pork chop sandwiches. *inhales deeply* My God did that smell good.

Note: Volume on but not crazy on.

This is a short, perfect video of some freerunners/traceurs(parkourers)/gymnasts practicing their falling and yelling, because those are important skills if you ever plan on scoring a perfect 10 from me at the Olympics. I’ve also seen the video posted on social media described as ‘whenever my son plays in the house,’ which I imagine is accurate, particularly if it was my mom who said it. Hey you think the chandelier in the dining room can support my weight?

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This is a video from the St. Louis Zoo during a recent snowfall of some of the zoo’s penguin inhabitants taking a field trip to visit the nearby polar bear and grizzly bear exhibits. Now I know what you’re thinking, but the answer is no, dummy, polar bears don’t eat penguins in the wild because polar bears live in the northern hemisphere and penguins in the southern. “Did you just have to look that up?” Yes I did.

Note: Good speakers or headphones are preferable, my laptop speakers are not.

This is video of Guinness World Record holder for lowest singing voice and greatest male vocal range (10 octaves!) Tim Storms covering the southern gospel song ‘I’ve Got To Walk That Lonesome Road’ by J. D. Sumner & The Stamps. Man, that voice is LOW. Although, not to brag or anything, but my voice is even deeper. Yeah, AND wider. My voice is like an ocean. “Full of pollution.” Exactly.