This is a stop motion video created by video game designer Phil Compile and his 4-year old son Ollie using this set of Super Mario Bros fridge magnets. Man, if I had made this at 4-years old it would still be the greatest achievement of my life. Dare to dream, folks. So, the next time you’re standing at a friend’s fridge and notice their set of Super Mario magnets, maybe you’ll make your own little stop motion video instead of just cracking the door open and trying to trap a fart inside like a normal morally corrupt person.

This is a video of Watson properly apologizing for stealing his brother Kiko’s chewy treat. Would he have still apologized if their caretaker didn’t make him? Probably not. Just like clogging your roommate’s toilet because you’re too afraid of clogging your own *pulling pantyhose over head* you’re only in trouble if you get caught.

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Thanks to hairless, who agrees Watson should have hacked that treat up so Kiko could re-eat it.

These are two worthwhile videos of TikTok user funklord_vader performing a bunch of very impressive Star Wars character impressions in the mirror, using the line ‘I love it when you call me senorita,’ which is apparently from a Shawn Mendes/Camila Cabello song that I just had to look up. Like chocolate covered black olives, it’s an interesting mashup, especially when you were just rubbing one around the nipple of a lover and she’s about to take a bite and you legit thought they were some variety of exotic cherry when you made them. Ever seeing her nipples again feels like a pipe dream.

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##iloveitwhenyoucallmeseñorita ##senorita ##starwars ##impressions ##voiceactor ##fyp ##foryou

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here’s Part 2! ##starwars ##iloveitwhenyoucallmeseñorita ##senorita ##impressions ##impressionist ##voiceactor ##fyp ##foryou

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This is a video from TikTok user jamestrout11 of a man (I’m not sure if that’s him in the video or not) trying to get somewhere with his suitcase, but his suitcase being completely disagreeable. That’s actually happened to me before, and I just left my suitcase there. “I’m going on vacation, I’ll just buy new clothes when I get there,” I told myself, forgetting I wasn’t going on vacation but making the ransom drop to ensure the safe return of my friend Dave. You know in my mind he’s my guardian angel now.

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This is a video of Youtuber KWFoxy performing Johnny Cash’s emotion-filled cover of Nine Inch Nails’ ‘Hurt’ on Ellie’s guitar in The Last Of Us Part II. Wow, this whole time I’ve been just trying to not die and other people are out here performing MTV Unplugged concerts. Dammit *deleting game save data* I’ve been playing the game all wrong for twenty hours.

These are the 99.5% pure titanium beer mugs manufactured and sold by AI PEI on Amazon. The double-walled and insulated mugs hold 450mL (15-ounces), come in five different colors, and are perfect for letting guests know you think you’re better than them because you won’t stop talking about your ridiculous $168 titanium beer mug. That’s right, they cost $168 apiece (plus $15 shipping!). Which is exactly why I just cast my own much more economical beer mug out of lead. “Wait, what?” *sipping foam off top* Don’t be jealous.