This is a video of pro golfer Ian Poulter airing one out at the first tee during the Travelers Championship at TPC River Highlands in Connecticut over the weekend. Some more he who smelt it dealt it info:

Poulter, who took credit right away, said on camera, “Did you get that?”

In response, [fellow pro golfer Greg] Chalmers said, “Stay over there. Is that supposed to be more silent than that?”

Poulter later commented on Twitter:

“3 club wind this morning on the first tee. Always beware of the live mic,” Poulter wrote on the social media site. After Chalmers said, “I like the (fart) in the closed caption. That really confirmed it for me”, Poulter responded by saying, “The best bit everyone thinks it was you.”

Admittedly, if you can’t fart freely on the golf course, where can you? I mean it’s basically manicured nature. Sure I accidentally set most of the grass around the 16th hole on fire and the country club had to remove a few trees, but if I’d had to hold that fart in it would have melted me from the inside-out. That’s not how I want to go.

"Somebody step on a duck?" @IanJamesPoulter pic.twitter.com/RmYEDaMSFk

— FootJoy (@FootJoy) June 28, 2020

Thanks to my buddy Closet Nerd, who agrees he should have at least had the common courtesy to yell fore.

Because there’s a market for absolutely everything, this is a short commercial for the children’s Baby Shark ‘interactive smart toothbrush’ from Britebrush (~$20 on Amazon). The toothbrush includes “revolutionary oral care technology including smart brushing sensors, side change recognition, a vibrating handle, and a parent check light.” It also has some brushing games to play, AND it sings ‘Baby Shark’. According to the mother in the commercial, it’s “the only toothbrush that’s as smart and fun as my kids,” because apparently her kids are only as smart and fun as toothbrushes. That can’t feel good for anyone.

These are a couple videos of a woman repeatedly pulling up to the wrong side of the gas pump over the course of four minutes. Clearly, problem solving is not her forte. Honestly, this is how my brain works too. “Not very good.” Not at all. One time I actually ran out of gas while driving around the gas station trying to line up my gas tank. “Jesus.” Oh I begged him, but he refused to take the wheel.

Keep going for the videos, the last of which has Yakkity Sax added because some people still believe in doing the Lord’s good work.

I added Yakkity Sak.

YOU'RE WELCOME. pic.twitter.com/HuXw7ZzoT4

— Larry West (@markskull) June 30, 2020

Thanks again to MSA, who agrees sometimes you’ve just gotta coast on fumes.

This is a video of a robotic spy sea turtle on a Costa Rican beach capturing some up-close-and-personal footage of some of the thousands of sea turtle who have come to nest. So, if you ever wanted to get an uncomfortably close glimpse of a sea turtle squeezing out a bunch of ping pong balls, you’re in luck. You’re also weird. After documenting the nesting process, the robot sea turtle then releases a clutch of egg-cameras out of its own rubber cloaca to capture footage of the nearby egg-stealing vultures. Man, you can never just lay your eggs in peace you know? There’s always gotta be vultures around. It’s like how when you REALLY need to use the restroom there’s always somebody else in the stall next to you and you try to hold it as long as you can hoping they’ll finish and leave but in reality they’re holding it too hoping you’ll finish and leave and the pressure just builds and builds until you have no choice but to pull your pants up and go poop in a trashcan in the stairwell. “Wait, what?” I’d take the elevator if I were you.

This is a video from a family that was fishing on Marshmiller Lake (Marshmallow Lake’s less s’moresy cousin) in Wisconsin when they spotted a young bear swimming around with a plastic container stuck on its head. See? this is exactly why you have to properly dispose of your two gallon Cheez Balls container when you’ve finished it. Just like those plastic six-pack rings, it could kill wildlife. Back me up, Smokey. “Only YOU can prevent forest fires.” What the — were you even paying attention?!

Thanks to MSA, who informed me she wants a raccoon for her birthday. Awesome, meet me in the storm sewer by my parents’ house!

This is a video from Youtube channel The King Of Random of a bunch of nested balloons being popped and filmed in ultra slow motion. Could you even imagine watching this sort of ultra slow motion video as a king in medieval times? You’d swear there was so much sorcery afoot you’d have to kill all the wizards in the kingdom AND Belle’s sweet old dad for inventing the laptop.