This is a video of musician JER of the Skatune Network reimagining the Tetris A-Type theme in the upbeat, brassy style of a ska song. He does a fantastic job with all those instruments. So good I’m tempted to just say f*ck it to work today and play Tetris for the rest of the afternoon. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still going to say f*ck it to work regardless, it’s just how I waste my time instead that’s in question.

This is a video of chef Ryota Togishi putting his knife skills to the test and constructing the world’s thinnest sandwich. He cuts the bread, cucumber, tomato, and bacon so thin you can almost see through the entire sandwich. Great if you’re on a 200 calorie/day diet, terrible if you just paid $16 for it at a restaurant. Because if a hair in your food adds substantial relative weight to your lunch, it wasn’t much of a lunch to begin with.

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We previously saw the winning routine of the 3A division at the World Yo-Yo Contest, but here comes Mir Kim’s absolutely insane winning A1 division performance. I think A1 is better than A3? I don’t know, I’ve never been part of an A division anything. I didn’t even get any A’s in school. I’m joking, I got tons of A’s. But only for ABSENT. I learned nothing and I’m not smart enough to regret anything.

Seemingly haven forgotten he’s not a paraglider, this is a video of a Brazilian kite surfer circling higher and higher into the sky on his way to Oz. That looks terrifying. Did he know what he was doing, or did he get caught in an updraft? How close was he to dying? Closer than the time I almost got struck by lightning? Thank God I made Ben Franklin hold the kite string! True story: he invented bifocals because Zeus stole his vision.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees there should be a pilot’s license required to operate one of those kites.

This is a video of a multi-talented entertainer tap dancing and playing his guitar simultaneously. I dig his technique. The way he just holds his guitar there reminds me of the way a chicken can keep its head still while moving its body around. Was this man’s mother a hen? Even if she was I wouldn’t say it to his face, those shoes like they could slide right into a butt.

Incredible performance by this gentleman
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These are two TikTok videos of artist Tee Ken Ng making cool patterns on a glow-in-the-dark vinyl record with a laser pointer as the record spins on a turntable. That’s neat. Now I want a want a glow-in-the-dark record. And a laser pointer. But nooooooo, my mom took mine away from me because “You can’t give your sister LASIK,” even though I have a pretty steady hand.

@teekenng Drawing with a laser pointer on a record that I covered with glow in the dark vinyl 🌀👽 The laser energises the phosphors in the #photoluminescent vinyl causing it to glow. As they lose their charge the older lines fade creating the trail effect. #hypnotic #vinylart #laser #spiral #liveanimation ♬ Space Walk – Lemon Jelly

@teekenng Laser pointer + glow-in-the-dark vinyl 🔦💥 #liveanimation #vinyl #vinylart #tgif ♬ When A Fire Starts To Burn – Disclosure