This is the Periodic Table D120 made and sold by The MintTinGuys on Etsy. It’s a solid piece of aluminum (element 13, in the boron group) engraved with an element of the periodic table on each side. The die measures 2.4″, weighs over half a pound, and costs $120. That’s a dollar per side for those of you bad with numbers. Me? I’m terrible with numbers. I told my doctor that’s why I can’t count calories and he just sadly shook his head and scribbled a skull and crossbones on my chart. I’m not worried though, a palm reader at a party once told me I have a long lifeline. “Yeah, that’s not what the lifeline represents.” This is terrible news.