There’s nothing quite like staring into a fire, you know? Especially when that fire is a burning goblin camp. This is the D20 fire pit available from Bellingham, Washington based Etsy shop FoxFabricationLLC. The 90-pound, 1/4 steel pit is available completely assembled ($400 +$300 shipping with any shipping cost under

Sharks: everyone is afraid of them, and people who aren’t are liars. Enter these 12-foot great white shark models created and sold by Etsy shop Cakeboard Designs. Made from fiberglass and resin, they’re available in both hanging ($1,400) and standing ($1,600) models, and will make the perfect addition to your

Because it’s important to let people know you’re constantly on the verge of death, these are the personalized glowing life bar pins made and sold by Etsy shop CriticalHitShop ($30 apiece, or 3 for $60). Available in full life, mostly alive, and mostly dead varieties, they can also be customized

These are the ‘Live Long And Prosper’ mittens hand-knit (from a soft wool/alpaca blend) and sold by Jennifer Symons of Etsy shop StorySweaters. A pair costs $35 and comes with one right Vulcan mitten with split fingers for Vulcan saluting, and one regular left mitten with non-split fingers for not

This is the Grinch arm Christmas tree accessory handmade and sold by Etsy shop Craftadaykeepdocaway (can anybody verify that claim? my deductible is killing me). The $55 arms are attached to your tree via two strong wires and make the perfect accessory for the Grinch lover on your holiday list.

This is the 3D printed xenomorph alien skull iPhone X/6/6S/7/8 case made and sold by Etsy shop Nvrlndesign. It costs $75 and none of the photos show the phone head-on or from the rear. I would have liked to have seen those shots specifically to aid in my purchase decision,

Note: Above pic doesn’t do it justice, see below. This is a beautiful tribute to Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli characters in the form of a stunning stained glass window crafted by Russian artists Eugene Koksharov and Anna Dobrunova of Art Brothers Glass. This particular piece, measuring 90cm x 70cm

Portland, Oregon based Etsy shop TheKingsShilling constructs “quality custom leather goods and armor made by hand!” Including custom pet armor. The store estimates basic no-frills armor for a small dog will run around $150, while the armor seen in the picture above is more along the lines of $600. Thankfully,