Based on the old Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots toy, the $70 Wooden Bots Battle game from Etsy seller Balloonic is a great way to settle disputes (or start more). The kit features eight laser-cut boards that are assembled into two warriors trying to pop the other’s balloon head with

Because with enough patience, glue, and small mirrored tiles, anything can be a disco ball, Etsy shop AMCLUBShop is selling this 22″ shark disco ball. The $550 reflective fish (I’m in the wrong business) is sure to be just the thing to add that certain extra something to the stage

Available from Etsy shop GiftCouturePaper, the Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper Set comes with everything you need to wrap a 6-piece cheeseburger of gifts: two sheets of sesame seed bun, one of burger patty, one cheese, one lettuce, and one tomato. All the sheets measure 24″ x 18″, so you won’t exactly

Because even cowboys love disco, this is the disco ball inspired cowboy hat handmade and sold by Etsy shop MysticalMosaicsGifts. It’s a cowboy hat covered with a mosaic of small mirrored tiles just like a disco ball, available with or without dangly tassels. Will it blind your dueling opponent at

You know what your underwear drawer has been missing? A nudie magazine tucked away at the bottom. Also: a pair of inflatable beach ball underwear. Thankfully, Etsy seller CandyCoatedSqueaks has you covered with these made-to-order Inflatable PVC Plastic Beach Ball Underwear/Shorts. The beach ballers, presumably made to satisfy some sort

I don’t think I ever owned a Cabbage Patch Kids doll, but I did have the playhouse growing up. I got it for like my fifth birthday. This one right HERE. God, I spent so much time in there getting stung by the bees that also called it home. Enter

Because there’s a market for baby Yoda everything, these are the 3-D printed vomiting Grogu toothpaste toppers created and sold by Etsy shop SnowBloom3D ($16 for a single, $24 for a 2-pack). The puking Grogus come with four different adapters to fit all major toothpaste brands, but no guarantee if

This is a real stapler in soap created by Etsy seller PalmStoneCreations to look like Dwight’s stapler in Jello from The Office. The soap costs $22, measures approximately 5-inches round 3-inches tall, weighs 1 pound 9-ounces and does not include the plate. Per one very satisfied customer: This. Was. PERFECT!!