In news that’s only going to increase exponentially as the robot army grows, a little humanoid robot wearing a blue clown wig recently kicked a child at an amusement park in Xinjiang, China. No word if the kid had called the robot’s mom a bucket of bolts. Thankfully, the child was uninjured, but his mom filed a police report because she was dissatisfied with the way park management handled the situation. Which, if I had been that mom, would have been not being offered a bag full of money, two big prizes, and a funnel cake machine.

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