Closeups: they’re not always a good idea. I used a closeup for my original MySpace profile pic and even Tom unfriended me. I re-requested but he never accepted before the site went under 🙁 That was forever ago, but I still have dreams about it. This is a macro video from Another Perspective (it certainly is!) of a snail eating. On the freaky deaky scale, I give it an 8 made of two intertwined snakes eating each other’s tails…TO DEATH. Does this snail’s mouth look like a butt? No clue — I have not, and have no intention of ever seeing a butt that close up. “You’re so vanilla.” I am unflavored froyo.