Note: Watch your volume, jet engine. Because some people have all the fun, Robert “Crazy Rocketman” Maddox is back at it, this time as his seafaring alter-ego Crazy Pirate Captain Bob as he pilots a pulsejet powered dinghy. It’s glorious. Could you imagine if you went back in time to

Because there comes a time in everyone’s life when they have to fish or cut bait, this is a video of Bob ‘Crazy Rocketman’ Maddox (previously: his other jet-powered contraptions) taking his 230-pound thrust pulsejet powered fishing boat for a trip on the lake. That look on his face: pure,

This is a video of Robert “Crazy Rocketman” Maddox (previously) riding the Rocket Board, a homemade rocket-powered skateboard he constructed. It’s pretty glorious. Also I love how he trusts his invention enough to not wear a helmet while one-handing the controls so he can selfie-stick himself with the other. Clearly,

This is a video of Robert ‘Rocketman’ Maddox taking his valveless pulsejet powered green lawn chair out for a spin. The chair was actually Robert’s grandmother’s chair from the 1960’s. Heck yeah, I repurpose family heirlooms all the time. I like how there’s nothing between Robert and the road in

Because the whole world is a lot of ground to cover in one night, this is a video of Santa’s little helper Robert ‘Crazy Rocketman’ Maddox (previously) demonstrating a new rocket-powered sleigh he designed for the jolly gift-bringer. So, if you were wondering why Santa doesn’t come this year, it’s

Because Halloween is just a week away, what better way to celebrate than…uh, a jet-powered coffin car? Let’s roll with it. Built by Robert ‘Rocket Man’ Maddox (previously), he nicknamed the dead pirate themed pulsejet powered death trap ‘The Halloween Machine’. I want it. Plus if I crash and die

This is a video of fun/speed lover Robert ‘Crazy Rocketman’ Maddox taking The Beast out for a spin at full throttle, hitting speeds over 60MPH in the jet-powered go-kart, all with a shit-eating grin on his face. My God does that look like a good time. Plus there are no

This is another video of Robert ‘Crazy Rocketman’ Maddox (previously), this time testing his new ‘steampunk’ jet powered bicycle. Man — this Rocketman guy clearly knows how to have a good time. And by have a good time I mean die in a rocket powered accident at any moment. Live