Man, I bet Zombie Jonathan is going nuts watching this right now.
A Bunch Of Turtles Try To Hang Onto Rotating Log

This is a video of a group of turtles trying to stay atop a log as it constantly rotates back and forth due to them all moving to compensate because it is constantly rotating back and forth. “Dammit, I was just trying to catch some rays!” I imagine Michelangelo exclaiming before bailing off the log and returning to the Ninja Turtle’s sewer hideout to order pizza and smoke weed and prank call April at Channel 6 News.