Because some people’s adrenal glands are faulty and will only produce adrenaline if they’re doing something that could only be described by my mom as “that’s too much,” this is a video of XDubai athletes Matt Munting and Nicholas Scalabrino BASE jumping from the 828-meter (2,717-foot) pinnacle of Dubai’s Burj Khalifa at night. I’m pretty sure the jump was actually legally permitted since it was done in collaboration with Sony to celebrate the release of the PS5. Me being able to think of a million better ways to celebrate the release of the PS5 aside, it was an enjoyable video to watch, although now my palms are all sweaty. “Knees weak, arms heavy, vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti?” Haha, no — meatloaf.