This is a rather erotic timelapse of king oyster mushrooms growing as captured by Youtuber Another Perspective (previously, including a shitake mushroom timelapse), whose automated system took a photo every four seconds for ten days. You know, it’s well documented mushrooms actually came to earth from outerspace, provided what I just scribbled on the back of this receipt counts as well documented. *flipping receipt over* Chips & guac and four margaritas? This isn’t my bill! *surreptitiously slipping credit card into check folder* There must be some mistake.