This is a video from a canal in Canada of two large ships ramming each other in what has got to be the most exciting game of chicken I’ve seen all morning. Honestly, I expected to hear way more screaming from aboard the ships. Of course I also expected two

This is ‘Ducks Annihilate A Bowl Of Peas,’ a piece of performance art starring two ducks ravaging a bowl of watery peas with the same ferocity as I used to attack all-you-can-eat buffets before they were all shut down due to the coronavirus. When managers saw me coming you could

This is a video of very talented cellist Samara Ginsberg performing the He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe theme as arranged for eight cellos by herself. Now, as a boy who’s been mastering the universe since a very young age (Instagram proof here), I’m into it. Sadly, I remember

This is a video compilation assembled by Youtuber Zane Golia starring actor Jonathan Frakes (best known as Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Commander William T. Riker) interrogating you using questions he asked while hosting Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. I’m not gonna lie, he had me sweating, and I probably

This is a video created by Dr James O’Donoghue of the relative sidereal rotation periods of planets in 2-D. Sidereal meaning relative to background stars, of course. “Of course.” As you can see– “Uranus is backwards.” Like a front-butt? I don’t think so. No, what I was going to say

This is a video of Emil of Squidmar Miniatures painting a knight figurine while dressed as a knight himself, slowly removing the pieces of armor as they hinder his painting like a medieval striptease. He’s a very talented miniature painter for sure, but I question his merits as a knight.

this is the Toilet Timer ($15 on Amazon), a five-minute sand hourglass style timer to remind you that you’ve already done enough scrolling on Instagram, it’s time to wipe and get off the pot. Me? I don’t get up until both my legs are painfully numb and I have to

This is a video of a guy pranking his girlfriend by cutting the wires from a pair of regular Apple earphones, then pretending they’re her AirPods and tossing the out the window to see if they can fly. As far as pranks go, it isn’t a very good one. Not