This is a short slow-motion video of a boxer (dog, not puncher) leaping up the porch stairs in a single bound while clearly running from the po-po parked on the curb. I’ve never even seen that person’s yard, let alone shit in it! So graceful. If there were a dog
This is a heartwarming video of a woman approaching a skateboarder after he’s repeatedly tried and failed to land a nightmare flip and offers some wonderful words of encouragement and positivity. How about that! No threatening to call the police or anything. What a beautiful soul. My soul? My soul
Seen here about to start spraying some of that noxious blue disinfectant-deodorizer that can never quite keep the shit smell at bay, this is a video from a Denver park of a porta-potty taking to the skies in strong winds. As someone so kindly just reminded me in an email,
Because the internet can be both alive with of wonder and a clogged public toilet simultaneously just like Schrödinger’s cat, this is ‘The Pictures Of Fat Dogs Metal Song’ created by musician Frazee Wooster. It’s a heavy metal song about chonky dogs. My dogs? My dogs are neither overweight nor
This is a video of an Emperor Palpatine toy Force lightning the shit out of Luke Skywalker via a Tesla Coil performing The Imperial March. You know the internet really gets boners for stuff like this. Me? I only get boners for one thing, and one thing only. “Footlong chili
Did you the Balloon World Cup is a real thing that exists? That was news to me when I first started writing this article. Now I feel like I’ve known it forever. Or it was all a dream. Or this is all a mistake. Anyway, this is a video of
Seen here looking like a mishap at Willy Wonka’s factory, this is a video of a juice factory in Parana, Brazil spewing grape juice from the top of a giant storage tank after a leak occurred while juice was being transferred from one tank to another. Can you even imagine
This is a video of a man who came up with a rather ingenious way of hiding his work tools in his pickup truck — with rear side panels that lift hydraulically to reveal storage compartments. Pretty clever. Of course now that I know about it I’m going to be
