Presumably explaining why Memorial Day weekend hotdog prices were through the roof (or the back of a trailer), a recent 18-wheeler crash on I-70 in Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania spilled some 15,000 pounds of hot dog filling on the side of the road. Just look at it — so many @ssholes

These are a couple Instagram videos (swipe the embed to see the other) of very lively Chinese artist 超哥的烧火棍 (aka Super Brother’s Fire Stick) creating a couple sketches (including an upside-down one!) with the charred end of a burning stick. Is this the same technique used by early humans to

This is a video of a couple bush league David Attenboroughs providing live commentary for a group of turtles attempting to stay atop a log and catch some rays after another turtle (they call him Gary but we’ll call him Michelangelo) climbs on the log and starts it rotating in

This is a wristcam video from wingsuiter Jeb Corliss flying through The Death Star Run in the Italian Dolomites, named because of its resemblance to the Death Star trench run in Star Wars: A New Hope. That must have been exhilarating, but you won’t see me doing it. Get it?

This is some footage of a young deer playing in a sprinkler with some kids, all taking turns running through the water. How about that! Deer, am I right? “What honey?” Not you, dear, DEER DEER. “You have to stop drinking before noon.” God named it Winesday for a reason!

This is a video of freestyle scooter rider Ryan Williams blasting 30-feet up to platform atop a scissor lift, then dropping back down onto the same ramp that got him up there in the first place. SO EXTREME. Ryan plans to perform the same feat on the 2022 Nitro Circus

This is a worthwhile video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously) of Eminem’s ‘Lose Yourself’ mashed up and tuned to the high-pitched overworld theme of Super Mario Bros. It’s, uh, it’s pretty insane to listen to. Like your new townhouse neighbors making loud, monster love on the first night

Twitter user and modern armorer @kami_robo_yasui went and fashioned this suit of armor from 24 red traffic cones that he carefully cut into pieces and joined to make what you see here. That is impressive. Even more impressive is just how clean and perfect all those traffic cones are. All