This is some footage of a young deer playing in a sprinkler with some kids, all taking turns running through the water. How about that! Deer, am I right? “What honey?” Not you, dear, DEER DEER. “You have to stop drinking before noon.” God named it Winesday for a reason! “It’s Wednesday, and it’s Thursday.” Now look who sounds like they’ve been drinking! I need to lay down.

Thanks to my dad, who, in 16 days, WE WILL BE CRUISIN’ THE CARIBBEAN.